Feeling pretty good about my comedy writing lately, NOT GONNA LIE.

I’ll let the screen shot speak for itself.

This is me right now:

Click here (the link will expire in a week) to see Conan say my joke! It starts at 7:07 into the video. OH MY GOD I’M STILL SO SHOCKED.

Okay, so maybe I might freaking out JUST a little, but ROB KUTNER ”LIKED” ONE OF MY JOKES. OH MY GOD! ROB KUTNER, A JON STEWART/CONAN 5-TIME EMMY AWARD WINNING COMEDY WRITER. HE’S MY HERO, GUYS!

My life goal has officially been achieved. (YEAH, MY LIFE GOAL WAS TO HAVE A CONAN WRITER “LIKE” A JOKE I WROTE, WHAT OF IT?! Also my goal was to write a tumblr post primarily using text in ALL CAPS!)

Also pictured: The lovely preciousblueberries! (aka my favorite tumblr ever)

This is me right now:

Kireet is hilarious and is the reason why I try to be funny. I MUST BE FUNNIER THAN HIM! SO, DON’T FOLLOW HIM! WE CAN’T LET HIM WIN!

This is my new favorite meme. If you’ve seen “The Social Network” or even just the trailer, you will enjoy this.

I didn’t know you could get a notification for 0 messages, so thanks for calling me out on my lack of friends, Facebook!