There is nothing better than not having anything to worry about. And for the rest of May, I get to do just that. I’ve finished up this semester and I’m now officially a JUNIOR. It’s weird because I still feel like a little kid, if not for the crying, then for spilling chocolate milk on the carpet. But I can’t believe I’m pretty much halfway through college… time really does fly by. I mean, I know everyone says that, but c’mon, wasn’t it just New Years Eve? And what, it’s May already?! But enough about that. Let’s talk about now. I can’t wait to get back to writing. Comedy writing and tumblr writing, to be exact! There is SO MUCH to catch up on, and throughout this entire first part of 2011 there’s a lot of things I wish I posted, but I never had the time to sit down and fully devote my focus to posting on tumblr. But that will change soon, as I said, as there’s much to be said… one of the highlights I can’t wait to write about happened on May 6th… I MET DONALD GLOVER! Among other things is my progress in comedy. Without a doubt the funniest person I know is my friend Kireet, and lately we’ve been able to get together almost every weekend and come up with insane ideas for comedy. It’s been a lot of fun, and I can’t wait to share it (I do want to make you laugh after all!) with my lovely 31 followers. Seriously, I love you. Thanks for reading this, and I will you see you soon!

Yeah, you know what joke I’m talking about. Imagine the following in a really annoying voice: “HEY EVERYONE! Why did my math textbook and I had to end our relationship?! [*waits for you to guess* TEEHEE] BECAUSE! It had too many problems! LOLOLOLOL!”

NO.

Okay, maybe that’s a bit harsh. I’m all for any kind of joke, cheesy or not, so you can imagine my hatred for math when I can’t even enjoy anything comically-related to math. Math and I have never gotten along. I mean, NEVER. Sure okay, I did pretty okay in middle school (but who cares, honestly?). But once I got to high school, geometry, calculus, trig… pfft. To this day, I’m 100% math illiterate. Don’t let the “100%” fool you… I am seriously horrible at math. I’m writing this at 3 in the morning right now because I’m literally about to explode because of my stats homework.

On a related note, I would like to punch the person who created the “online homework/webassign” concept IN THE THROAT. It really annoys me that I’m bad at math, but when the online submission site won’t take my answer that I AM POSITIVE IS RIGHT (after hours on one problem), I literally want to explode. Literally. Explode. So, I guess this rant is for the online homework sites: PLEASE GO AWAY. ALSO, $62.95 FOR A ONE YEAR ONLINE HOMEWORK SUBSCRIPTION IS TOO EXPENSIVE, NOT TO MENTION I ONLY NEED IT FOR THE ONE SEMESTER I TAKE STATS AND NOT 365 DAYS!

I’m sorry for this rant, I’m never really angry about much, but this…. ohhhh…. THIS. IT MAKES ME WANT TO USE EXPLETIVES! I really do want to explode right now. You know, that feeling you get when you’re so tense and you feel like you’ll never break free? That’s where I am. Also, it’s 3:20 in the morning and I have a test in another class tomorrow as well as a band concert. I’ll guess the exploding will have to be postponed for now…

Until then, here’s a joke: Why did I return my math textbook?

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If you said it was because it had too many problems, you are wrong. I bought the required $63 online subscription, remember? You should have been paying attention to my post, just like I should have been paying attention in math.