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I met the famous Monica Pearson from WSB-TV (Atlanta, GA)! She was interviewing me about my highly successful website, NintendoBoy.com.
*Okay, ONE of those sentences is definitely true.

I met the famous Monica Pearson from WSB-TV (Atlanta, GA)! She was interviewing me about my highly successful website, NintendoBoy.com.

*Okay, ONE of those sentences is definitely true.

thedailywhat:

RIP: Steve Jobs, co-founder and former-CEO of Apple Inc., passed away today at the age of 56.
Jobs was diagnosed with pancreatic cancer in 2004. His failing health forced him to resign his role as Apple’s CEO earlier this year, as he felt he could “no longer meet my duties and expectations.”
“Apple has lost a visionary and creative genius, and the world has lost an amazing human being,” Apple said in a statement. “Those of us who have been fortunate enough to know and work with Steve have lost a dear friend and an inspiring mentor. Steve leaves behind a company that only he could have built and his spirit will forever be the foundation of Apple.”
Apple is asking anyone who wishes to share their thoughts, memories, and condolences to email rememberingsteve@apple.com.
October 14th was recently designated Steve Jobs Day by Apple fans.
[apple.]

:’(

thedailywhat:

RIP: Steve Jobs, co-founder and former-CEO of Apple Inc., passed away today at the age of 56.

Jobs was diagnosed with pancreatic cancer in 2004. His failing health forced him to resign his role as Apple’s CEO earlier this year, as he felt he could “no longer meet my duties and expectations.”

“Apple has lost a visionary and creative genius, and the world has lost an amazing human being,” Apple said in a statement. “Those of us who have been fortunate enough to know and work with Steve have lost a dear friend and an inspiring mentor. Steve leaves behind a company that only he could have built and his spirit will forever be the foundation of Apple.”

Apple is asking anyone who wishes to share their thoughts, memories, and condolences to email rememberingsteve@apple.com.

October 14th was recently designated Steve Jobs Day by Apple fans.

[apple.]

:’(

Also, as if I didn’t love preciousblueberries enough already, she made me go out to the trophy store and create an award for BEST WALL POST EVER.

Also, as if I didn’t love preciousblueberries enough already, she made me go out to the trophy store and create an award for BEST WALL POST EVER.

Feeling pretty good about my comedy writing lately, NOT GONNA LIE.

I’ll let the screen shot speak for itself.
This is me right now:

Click here (the link will expire in a week) to see Conan say my joke! It starts at 7:07 into the video. OH MY GOD I’M STILL SO SHOCKED.

I’ll let the screen shot speak for itself.

This is me right now:

Click here (the link will expire in a week) to see Conan say my joke! It starts at 7:07 into the video. OH MY GOD I’M STILL SO SHOCKED.

Okay, so maybe I might freaking out JUST a little, but ROB KUTNER ”LIKED” ONE OF MY JOKES. OH MY GOD! ROB KUTNER, A JON STEWART/CONAN 5-TIME EMMY AWARD WINNING COMEDY WRITER. HE’S MY HERO, GUYS!
My life goal has officially been achieved. (YEAH, MY LIFE GOAL WAS TO HAVE A CONAN WRITER “LIKE” A JOKE I WROTE, WHAT OF IT?! Also my goal was to write a tumblr post primarily using text in ALL CAPS!)
Also pictured: The lovely preciousblueberries! (aka my favorite tumblr ever)
This is me right now:

Okay, so maybe I might freaking out JUST a little, but ROB KUTNER ”LIKED” ONE OF MY JOKES. OH MY GOD! ROB KUTNER, A JON STEWART/CONAN 5-TIME EMMY AWARD WINNING COMEDY WRITER. HE’S MY HERO, GUYS!

My life goal has officially been achieved. (YEAH, MY LIFE GOAL WAS TO HAVE A CONAN WRITER “LIKE” A JOKE I WROTE, WHAT OF IT?! Also my goal was to write a tumblr post primarily using text in ALL CAPS!)

Also pictured: The lovely preciousblueberries! (aka my favorite tumblr ever)

This is me right now:

lucymcclane:

Jon Stewart’s response to 9/11 attacks, 9/20/2001